JERRY: Come on! That's nice. As Kramer … They got a table!) KAREN: That is so funny. KRAMER: Well, It's quite a thrill. JERRY: Why not? I'm starting to like her." JERRY: Don't you ever talk about her like that! JODI: Nice meeting you Karen. JERRY: Ahh!!! That is so cool. I wouldn't push for the massage. Quotes [Elaine is glancing at a football magazine as Joel slides up to her on the couch] Joel : … Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. ELAINE: Oh, you have photos in your wallet? Here's a woman that's I've got to. GEORGE: (he thinks a little about it... and as he puts his hand on his She unconsciously starts to massage a little while watching TV) (scene ends) JERRY: Yeah (a so-so yeah as he takes a sip of coffee) GEORGE: Jerry, could you excuse us for a few minutes, please? KRAMER: Jerry, I need another massage! JODI: I can't (she tries harder to pull her hands away) JERRY: No. It's only courteous that we should try and like each other. I don't submit to forcible massage. George Costanza -George Louis Costanza, in The Masseuse massage? Please, it would be so great! : and's or but's". we're talking about OK? JERRY: You were very nice! GEORGE: I tought I picked up a little something. Should I get a beret? [setting: back to Elaine and Joel watching the game] GEORGE: She said that? KRAMER: But why? KAREN: Anyhow, what is the difference? GEORGE: So she doesn't like me? The Risotto broad. KRAMER: You don't know what you're missing buddy. yourself, buddy. nondate personality. Links. GEORGE: I don't even know her sister but believe me, if she's getting Just keep the music down. Anthony Cistaro is an American actor who portrayed Joel Rifkin on JODI: Did you see the way that he was eating? JERRY: I want the massage! KAREN: What, do you think I've never had a massage before? If you smell anything decaying in the trunk JODI: Oh yeah. Now Jerry if you don't mind. hard to disappoint. ELAINE: O.K. I need proof. COME ON! doesn't like me. game while hearing the announcer saying Joel Rifkin) You know it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting a traffic ticket. (talking like a baby) Little Stuart See more ideas about Seinfeld, Smelly, Seinfeld quotes. (scene ends) TICKET MAN: Here it is. KRAMER: Ah!!! (a cab stops) All right, here we go. well maybe he's feeling better. and Jerry are confused at Kramer's statement) Just like Son of Sam was Can I tell (Jerry is obviously cutting much harder than the cheese needs I'm getting out of here. JERRY: Not everybody likes everybody! JERRY. hello to your sister for me. She doesn't wanna to give them KRAMER: Yeah! ELAINE: Boy, you know when Joel told me he hadn't thrown up in eight years, She had a good time. JODI: What's with this music? Seinfeld Episode Guide. You know it is better without this big wallet. He (scene ends) (he won't get his massage...) she has no choice but to follow him) (George and Karen are still at the table, they're about to leave) JOEL: Right. GEORGE: Did you ask her? George: Hey, look at this. JERRY: Hi. killing people and she goes: "You know sometimes I feel like I don't (she hangs up) GEORGE: Nah. (Jerry and George at a booth) knee and gets up) I'm sorry Karen. JERRY: Go? see, what do we got? KRAMER: Oh, yeah. (George enters. If I were gonna change my name, I'd Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site. It was the 19th episode of the fourth season. It aired on February 20, 1997. Very tender JERRY: Yeah. (tries to hide he's upset and jealous) JERRY: What are you doing here? This guy's the best." then let's see, let's ELAINE: Uh... Rifkin. Jodi shoulders and he lies down on the table on his chest) Yeah, that's nice. and he falls right off the table) themselves to just pick me up. JOEL: Dion Benes? JERRY: I tried putting her hands there (on his neck) but she pulls it JODI: Hey, Jerry. ... who's a masseuse, to give him a massage, even Kramer is a customer. It is well known for the appearance of James Spader as Jason 'Stanky' Hanky. Can't you see Jerry Seinfeld KRAMER: Because of the Giant game! Who are you gonna pick? Directed by Tom Cherones. That was the dry heaves. a massage teaser. JOEL: NEXT! JOEL: Alex. "Seinfeld" The Masseuse (TV Episode 1993) Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes. JODI: What do you think I'm doing? like this. Jerry Seinfeld JODI: I was giving Kramer a massage. (they enter Jerry's apartment) JERRY: Why, what's wrong? Great! nonsense? ELAINE: (as he touches her) Uhh! Yahh!!! BABY. That's [setting: Monk's] fine. [setting: Jerry's] JANE. these days. to read all the descriptions underneath, click on each pin to enlarge. GEORGE: I was personable. That's very nice. This episode earned Andy Ackerman an Emmy Award for Outstanding Direction. Company Credits GEORGE: JODI! Fine. Just two adults sitting down trying to clear the air. Elaine dates a man who shares the name of real-life serial killer Joel Rifkin (Anthony Cistaro) and tries to convince him to change his name. me. Joel Rifkin...telephone. But without I.D., I need confirmation from the JERRY: I was blowing on the coffee. ELAINE: (right away) No. KAREN: Yeah. Jerry gets mad when he dates a masseuse. about her sister? JERRY: Because if I can't get one, you're not getting one. could spend some time alone with her. talking to Jodi) ELAINE: Hey, did you get a massage yet? After Jerry's apartment is robbed, Jerry starts to look for other apartments. This one's fine. I love these neighbors. I massage who I want, when I want. JODI: I don't know how you can hang out with that guy. KAREN: All right George. KAREN: George, frankly, I'm getting a little tired of hearing about her. GEORGE: Did she say anything about, uh... Meanwhile, Elaine's new boyfriend is Joel Rifkin, an innocent man who shares the same name as one of New York's most notorious serial killers. I'm getting one. Wow! (he leaves) No, this isn't good. GEORGE: No, No! JODI: No means no. Dec 23, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Smelly Car) 4", followed by 584 people on Pinterest. GEORGE: You know it's like you never see a really attractive woman getting ELAINE: Ohh, what is the point? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. JERRY: Jody the masseuse. That's fine. GEORGE: What were her exact-- JOEL: NO, NO. GEORGE: The second time I sent the noodle back, I tought she made a face... KAREN: So soon? I massage who I want, when I want. ELAINE: Karen? Her parents divorced when she was young, and she spent her childhood in Washington, D.C., and New York. (Jerry slams down the knife and goes to the couch) GEORGE: Well nothing. Look, who are you kidding? He did return, however, to write the series finale in 1998. (George nods) Oh, Hey, I think you're gonna like my first my third Massaging. The neighbor always survives to do the interview afterwards. I just wish he has a different name. KAREN: I am talking about you and Jodi. you. See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld quotes, seinfeld funny. MYRA DISCREETLY BREAST FEEDS THE. yeah, it's a damn shame, a damn shame! the kitchen counter) (scene ends) I must be liked! GEORGE: No difference. TICKET MAN: I'm sorry. My sister got a ticket last week. Directed by Tom Cherones. STAN FLICK AND THEIR BABY STEVEN. My sister got a ticket last week. JOEL: The game's about to start. (Kramer enters, moaning) KAREN: She's very nice. JERRY: Yeah. Seinfeld Store. JODI: So, where do you wanna go? You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? [setting: Elaine's place] KRAMER: Oh I got the ball. [setting: street in front of Jerry's building] be the only one to find him funny) So I go into this clothing store and (she stops massaging and kisses Jerry) | saying she's not attractive? GEORGE: Yes! JOEL: Yeah. (as he sits on the table) JERRY: George likes them, he feels it's a good personality showcase. JERRY: That's new age music. JOEL: O.K. ELAINE: Yeah, yeah. JERRY: Yeah. (he tries to go further. KAREN: You were *extremely* personable. JERRY: Fine. JODI: Hey. it? MICHAEL: Hey Elaine listen. JERRY: Risotto. MICHAEL: Guess you better keep on his good side. [setting: Karen's place] Rifkin! It was created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, the latter starring as a fictionalized version ELAINE: You know Joel and I have an extra ticket to the Giants game. (leaves again) ELAINE: Great... She has her massage table. | ELAINE: You think I should have asked George? Go. this? [setting: ticket counter] (he stands up and look around) Are you saying she's not attractive? away. Yeah. Did you pick up anything? ELAINE: I tought you didn't like double dates. ELAINE: Very funny. JOANNE: Joel what? 10 names. JOEL: No, there's no resemblance. JERRY: Oh please. JERRY: (touching the back of his neck) It's like somebody's pulling on [setting: Elaine's office and Jerry's apartment] There are a lot of players named Dion JODI: We have nothing to talk about. off my stuff before I came over. ELAINE: O.K. Why go anywhere? JERRY: Yeah. I wasn't nice? JERRY: He feels he's funnier, more relaxed. So apparently adoption leads to serial killing. "The Masseuse", originally aired November 18, 1993, was the ninth episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the 73rd episode overall. JERRY: Look it's not like you're gonna be spending a lot of time with go with Dion. I don't submit to forcible TV) They're out! GEORGE: (George is telling a story. (the JOEL: Elaine, I was adopted. Yes you can. KAREN: Yeah This was the ninth episode for the ninth and final season. ELAINE: O.K. music is playing, and the lights are shaded) GEORGE: She didn't like me? Come on. GEORGE: Ha! I'm Claude Seinfeld. ELAINE: Ellis. My second choice is... Todd. GEORGE: I wanna know what I did to this woman. It first aired on December 11, 1997. with the serial killer. She starts (scene ends) She seemed to like me. her! (he's opening his door apartment as Kramer She's the best. Right in this spot. ELAINE: Oh yeah. (Kramer enters) JODI: Hi. (moving his arms like: it's so great to be all here) (he takes her other hand and put it on his other You know it's a shame Tony got all banged up, we're not gonna be able to get . JERRY: No. Everybody has to like me. You start. GEORGE: That I'm used to. Huh. ELAINE: I've never met a normal guy named Stuart. ELAINE: O.K. with them tonight. Seinfeld Photos. You're very normal. You know, not everybody's JERRY: Yeah, me either. Quotes Jerry Seinfeld : Look, who are you kidding? JERRY: No! Next! JERRY: Who told you to get a massage from her. ELAINE: I've looked through that window and screamed at him to shut the (he grabs her hands and force her to keep them Jerry: Maybe cheapness is a sense. (scene ends) (he grabs his jacket) JODI: (she stops massaging) No. GEORGE: You vomited in 1987. (scene ends) GEORGE: So? JOEL: Ned's a guy who buys irregular underwear. JERRY: So you had a good time. What's going on in your mind?" Every time somebody recommends a doctor, he's always the best. (he opens the door) : JOANNE: Hi, we just saw your boyfriend at a bus stop. (scene ends) KAREN: Of course. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. TICKET MAN: Neither do I. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. ELAINE: Yeah. Jerry Seinfeld, in an appearance on The Tonight Show the night before the episode aired, declared "The Pothole" to be one of the best episodes of the series. Listen. You're completely obsessed with Eighteen? (Kramer leaves and we don't know why he needed so much paper towels) Seinfeld Glossary. JOANNE: I wouldn't sleep with my back to him if I were you. Why? And he [setting: Jerry's apartment] GEORGE: What? I'm burned out! Something tells me she's a knockout. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. crowd stops cheering and we see a football player distracted from the Yeah. (the cab starts and George is following to keep of his car... JERRY: Don't worry. what's your tought process? GEORGE: Whatever. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. - Duration: 7:25. photohumor 2,372,595 views JERRY: Your boyfriend is a normal guy. JERRY: Enjoyed yourself. JERRY: Yeah, he's disgusting. I got sips and after everyone: "Ahh!". JOEL: Uh, boning up on football? "The Invitations" is the 24th and final episode of the seventh season of Seinfeld and the 134th overall episode. It's the same thing! ELAINE: Yeah. She's going out with a friend of mine. JOEL: Who would be calling me here? She's going out with a friend of mine. Sometimes he really makes me tense (he takes Jody's hand But, I mean, let's say I was ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? nothing to do all day. ELAINE: The whole city is talking about this monster Joel Rifkin, and KRAMER: Are you kidding me? "The Bris" Sept 22 1993 (A) (Jerry, Elaine, George, Stan, Myra, (Steven)) ACT ONE . JERRY: Well it's like going to Idhao and eating carrots. I guess she's only upset when she finds out he's stopped So I said to JODI: What are you doing? I love to help people. Hey! traffic tickets, she's not that good-looking! JERRY: Well, did you get the ball? Who cares if she doesn't like you? Search. JERRY: Ah, no problem. starts to install the table) the saleswoman is wearing this (whistling) low cut thing. I massage who I want, when I want. It's killing JODI: Listen. JODI: I'm getting out of here. GEORGE: Jody let's do this agian real soon (he tends his arms for a hug You come up to my apartment with your like the safest thing is to be the neighbor. JERRY: Look, who are you kidding? It's very frustrating. This woman hates me so much. JERRY: I tried brushing my teeth by holding the brush and moving my head (Elaine and Joel sitting on the couch) ELAINE: Would you change yours? KAREN: I didn't pick up anything. Joel Rifkin? down to the cab! That's, ELAINE: (to the person in front of her) He's not the murderer. JODI: No that's O.K. Then she lays you out on this table, and she proceeds to rub oil Hey, look at this! I like you, she doesn't. [setting: Jerry's apartment] GEORGE: You know what? as he sits beside her) So, in honor of Seinfeld’s 25th anniversary, we’ve compiled a list of 43 of the show's most memorable lines, phrases, and made-up words. JOEL: O-O.K. O.K. JERRY: (to Jody) My neck is killing me. Seinfeld Quotes. JERRY: What's the matter with you? JODI: Yeah. JODI: It's just I hate that type. Does everybody in the world have to like you? JERRY: No eight years isn't such a long streak. JOEL: Massaging your neck. This episode was directed by Andy Ackerman. JERRY: Well, I never even caught a foul ball at a baseball game. GEORGE: We need to talk. seen a massage table. JODI: Now you however, you, I like. to massage his shoulders a little) Ahh, that feels good. (to Jerry) Don't call me. He's really got a good thing with her. JERRY: Why don't you get somebody else? (we see a flashback from The Mango where Karen tells George Rifkin likes to go shopping with his mother. JERRY: Nonsense. Joel Rifkin report to the stadium office. Are you JOEL: After the Giant game I realized that this--this problem isn't going But Jerry and George both want the same apartment, and Elaine wants the apartment of whoever loses out. GEORGE: So we had a good time... the four of us. Who's "The Pothole" is the 150th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. on his shoulders) GEORGE: I tried to be nice. Directed by Tom Cherones. KRAMER: Look, I'll drive out here tomorrow and I'll show the I.D. (Jane is giving Jerry a massage) JERRY. Would George Costanza is one of the main characters of Seinfeld, having been best friends with Jerry since the two were kids. (as he places his hand over hers. Is it that thing I said likes a date to see him with a friend so she can get a window into his it as he listens to Kramer) Every muscles she touches just... (long pause) Technical Specs, Every Seinfeld (1989-1998) Episode Ranked. They're never disturbed It's just a coincidence obviously. I've never seen you What's his name? JERRY: Kramer! [setting: Giants Stadium] Nothing confrontational. I am dating a Joel Rifkin. ELAINE: I gotta tell you, I have a bad association with the name Alex. JERRY: I'm sorry, Kramer. her. Feb 11, 2020 - Explore John Panzer's board "seinfeld - elaine" on Pinterest. JERRY: If there's a serial killer lose in your neighborhood, it seems that we should try and like each other. GEORGE: Please give it to me. KRAMER: Wha-- You're totally normal. JANE. (disappointed) JERRY: He was just showcasing his nondate pesonality. (to Jerry) She Menu. Remy. JERRY: George, anything you have to say to her, you can say in front of JERRY: No. JERRY: She had a good time. ELAINE: Yeah, there is, right here you see-- JERRY: Not since June 29, 1980. KAREN: Yeah. FAQs. Feminists aside, I know women like the door holding. JODI: Actually, I should get a new one. Believe me, if I wasn't involved right now, I wouldn't JOEL: Elaine! JERRY: No I haven't vomited in thirteen years. KAREN: What, you got a little thing for her? JODI: (to George) So what did she say? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. I should really go talk to her. : Shut up! KRAMER: Come on, just look at me. KRAMER: Because nobody does it like she does. JERRY: Ask him to change it. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. wires back here. I had to drop the class. GEORGE: I tought I saw a face. What are you talking about. we are all righty. (he starts running after her) : ELAINE: Of course I support your decision to change your name. JERRY: What? (they get up) Tell me I'm not Kramer. JODI: You've never met. (Kramer is back to his usual way of speaking) JERRY: No deal. Dion Rifkin. KRAMER: Hey! Why? Yes! KAREN: What difference does it make? Jodi let's get together again real soon and say (George and Jerry are coming back from Monk's) This is what I do. massage. It aired on March 18, 1993. Kramer and George get massages while Jerry doesn't. from side to side. Julia Louis-Dreyfus was born on January 13, 1961, in the New York City borough of Manhattan, to Judith (LeFever), a special needs tutor and author, and Gérard Louis-Dreyfus, a billionaire businessman. GEORGE: She told you she doesn't like me! Second choice. JERRY: Yes. (scene ends) "Seinfeld" The Masseuse (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. (scene ends) (scnen ends) That big heavy massage table all the way (Jerry doesn't have the time to open his mouth before Kramer pops in again) (looking at the magazine, she starts to gasp and Jodi RELATED: Seinfeld: 10 Worst First Dates The Characters Had. JERRY: You're a lucky guy. O.J.! I'm starting to like her. : Here Eighteen strangles. Seinfeld Quotes; Home; Season 1; Season 2; Season 3; Season 4; Season 5; Season 6; Season 7; Season 8; Season 9; Seinfeld Quotes; Seinfeld! JOEL: O.K. over here. ELAINE: Well maybe you're not the Dion type. I'm very good at this. JODI: Yeah. (he grabs Kramer's (we see, from over your entire body. TICKET MAN: I'm afraid not. I didn't actually say that. Let me take your tabe downstairs for you. Is that weird? GEORGE: No one hails a cab like me. ELAINE: What is wrong with Ned? JERRY: Hey did you hear that George got back with Karen? JODI: What was all that "attractive women not getting tickets" JERRY: Look, who are you kidding? They can't all be the best. Seinfeld Seinfeld is an American television sitcom that originally aired on NBC from July 5, 1989, to May 14, 1998. [setting: Jerry's place later that night] JODI: How can you say that? ELAINE: Hey, how many people did Rifkin strangle? JERRY: *You* need to talk? "The Junior Mint" is the 60th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. And he's a gentlemen, he's good looking, he's RELATED: Seinfeld: 10 Scenes That Live Rent Free In Every Fan's Head stand when someone doesn't like me. (George and Jodi) (scene ends) SEINFELD Revision #1 (pink) 1. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY (1) JERRY, ELAINE AND GEORGE ARE VISITING WITH NEW PARENTS, MYRA AND. KAREN: George, George, instead of talking about this, we could be... you Well that's enough of that. It's irresistable. Of course. her to massage her neck.) (Elaine and Joel) S01E01 The Seinfeld Chronicles; ... S05E09 The Masseuse; S05E10 The Cigar Store Indian; S05E11 The Conversion; S05E12 The Stall; S05E13 The Dinner Party; S05E14 The Marine Biologist; S05E15 The Pie; Seinfeld Quote #124: Hates Me so Much "This woman hates me so much. Ha! Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. I know it's something you wanna do! him) I'm vomiting on June 29th again." And % these women who always fall in love a good shaver and he hasn't thrown up in eigth years so just shut up about Seinfeld (1993) - S05E09 The Masseuse - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. JOEL: All right. JERRY: Just checking it out. He was known for his neurotic tendencies, his lies that turned so ridiculous they couldn't possibly be true, and his wild stories, like that of the one he told in "The Marine Biologist.". I know I care for you, but I just can't Tonight's the night. You come up to my apartment with your table and your little oils, and I'm not supposed to expect anything? but she pulls them away immediately) I'm getting out of here. This is great! Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Actress: Seinfeld. They write to him in prison. I see the resemblance. ELAINE: (she fakes a strangling) RRR... Official Sites me Jerry! Sounds of the forest. GEORGE: Jody's nice. Oh please please please change your name to O.J.! Everyone seemed very pleasant. I find it soothing. but I'm in Idhao, I want a potato. JERRY: Oh no. What a cool name, Dion. And he would take like 40 KRAMER: You know why Rifkin was a serial killer? (talking about the magazine she's reading (Jerry, Jody, Karen and George sitting at a table. ELAINE: Oh. me get door. [setting: The Chinese restaurant (the same as in 'The Chinese Restaurant')] (he tries desperately to get her hands on his shoulders again even know who you are anymore". It didn't work. It was written by Peter Mehlman and was directed by Tom Cherones. JERRY: All right now you listen and you listen good! (Jerry and Jody are sitting next to each other on the couch, watching JOEL: That's my mother. ELAINE: (pause) Oh. GEORGE: Anyway, I don't even get a thank you. JOANNE: Yeah. I gotta go. JERRY: I'll see you tonight. I haven't gotten a massage JODI: I have to tell you, I really don't like him. Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with the therapist leads to a misunderstanding; Jerry uses a dentist note to cover his therapy. ELAINE: No, it's normal. KRAMER: What! [setting: back to Jerry's] I have an appointment downtown. At a movie theater's restroom, Elaine, realizing she doesn't have any toilet paper left, asks the woman in the next stall (Jami Gertz) if she has any toilet paper to spare, but the woman refuses, claiming that she "can't spare a square". JODI: (to Jerry) Can we go? GEORGE: (to Jody) You're listening to this? rules. JERRY: If someone asked me nicely. (putting her hand back on his shoulder. to stick it out with Joel Rifkin. JOEL: Stuart. [setting: Monk's] JERRY: Pretty much. GEORGE: Sweetheart, I was exaggerating. what those seats are like. (kissing) I was running late and I didn't have a chance to drop (she and Jerry walk away) (Jodi is in front of Jerry's door) JOEL: D-Dion Rifkin? How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a JERRY: That's final!!! Season 1. What do you know? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. See more ideas about seinfeld, seinfeld elaine, seinfeld funny. ELAINE: So what? choice. Oh oh oh! JERRY: Yeah. 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